Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via jungkris)
the pressure on first generation children of immigrants
to prove that you are indeed proof that parents’ sacrifice was worth it
is something that many Americans will never understand
Key and Peele: let me hit that
can you even be persecuted if you steal jewelry off a dog like imagine the dog being like haaaaaaa bitch see ya broke ass in court!